ahhh..

ahh, tomorrows the last day of 2008. then it will be a brand new year.

while thinking of the things that happened in 2008, makes me laugh.

we had a good year, no?

;)

merry christmas!

well its christmas! omfg, school's restarting? holidays ending?! yay! merry christmas! haha.
but i guess during this hols, it was boring.
but i went sg! and went to lots of places i guess?
but still i guess i missed the boring malaysia. (i dont know why actually)
other than that, the days just passed by so fast..
yeah... anyways, no intresting facts in my life.
so,

ciaooo.

bored ==

haihz im so boredddd...

i wanna watch hsm3 :(

okay ciao.

the kid :P

when can i get a chick?
when you're 16.
when can i get a car?
when you're 18.
when can i get a hickey?
...when you're 17.
when do i know what a hickey is?
not today kiddo :)

i think im the only person left that hasnt watched hsm3.
ahah. :)
bye.

mmhmmm..

im shooooo bored..
jokes for the day ;


It was a hot day outside.

.so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.

Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.

The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.

The shocked nun

ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?

The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".

The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.

Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "

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a couple was walking.

they passed a wishing well, so the husband decided to make a wish.

he made a wish, and threw in a penny.

the wife thought, she would do the same thing, but as she was leaning over to make her wish, she fell over and drowned in the well.

the husband was stunned for a while but smiled thinking

"wow, it really works ;p"

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A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After a while the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”

“Both son, both.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says,

“Daddy, Is Michael Jackson a God?”

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes!

He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous.

If he gets angry, he’ll kill us.

Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

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There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.

On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.

During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.

Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!
The Japanese exclaimed, “What??… so expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

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last one for the day =P

Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table.
To decide who’s going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one.“Break it to her gently,” they all urge.

“Leave it to me,” he says. When Smith’s wife comes to the door, Anderson says, “Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.”
“How much?” the wife yells, eyes blazing. “Tell him to drop dead!”

kay kay, bye bye :)

my name's so nice, you have to say it twice ;p

i watched madagascar 2. it was hilarious.
im way behind movies. haih :p
so anyone up for twilight? =p

okay im done, byee.
:)

camp ;)

im back from the amazing camp. (ooo ahhhh)
ahah anyways, camp was tiring, but mostly FUN. :)
im not sure what to blog about camp.. pictures are with joel, so you can go and ask him or something :)

anyways, i heard twilight is out. but i also heard it SUCKS.
and bella, to me is .......... robert pattinson is so-so la.
oh well, cant wait to catch the movie.
who wanna watch? ;p

signing off.

friends.

Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back.

Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away.

Sometimes we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong.

Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late.

I don't want to let that happen so I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you.

Forever, and ever. :)

So, dont let your true friends go.

;)

byebye..

-2008-

it passed so fast........
;(

i just wish it didnt...

=/

I MISS ALL MY FRIENDS. haha.
so had a patrol meeting yesterday, in dom's house.
patrol senduk, if im not mistaken, consists of ;

-dominique

-hui jean

-gerald

-jit wai

-armand

-me

-timothy

-melissa

its not so bad, i guess? but seriously ah,
that gerald ah... *dot dot dot* ... * some more dots*
ahah, but overall WE ROCK!

byeeeeee.
*patrol senduk is gonna kick some butt xP*

=/

:(

okay, school ended... im sad.. but not because of the homework/teachers part la.


im gonna miss my friendsss..


some going morning session..


haihz.. *emo emo*


btw for pics go to yee vonne's blog, for the surprise and everything



AND


HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEE VONNE!





















you da bomb! will miss you, and wanteng and william.

pj buddies.



gtg its 2 am,



ciaooo

hooray!

EXAM IS OVER!!!!! LALALALAAL~

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but everyone is so busy celebrating, they forgot something...


RESULTS ARE COMING!!!!!!

HAIHZ...sien dao...
but oh well...
anyways,
a year past so fast, when you're having fun...
its sad....it just came and passed.....

anyways, this was just a random post, will blog later on,
ciao. :)
p.s *gossip girl rocks!*

trick or treat?

first of all,

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!
*EVEN THOUGH NONE OF USE CELEBRATE IT*

BUT I WANT TO!!!!
awww...but i dont think anyone is as crazy as me...people will pro'lly shout
"SHOO! YOU MANGY KIDS!HALLOWEEN'S CRAZY TALK"
haha.
i think i kinda messed up my science objective... *ok maybe worst than that, but oh well, screw it.*
for my subjective, it was ok. *except for maybe, that one and this one and that one... x)*
im gonna have ta study damn kao hard for geo and sej..if not
GG.COM

haha, ok i guess thats all,

byeeeeeee :)
P.S for you guys reading this, lets go trick or treat-ing! :p

L-O-U-D

Loud was actually kinda fun. hung out with these ppl :

- My cuz

-ai ling

-audrey

-nigel

-clement

-his friend, noelle

-barnett

-daniel devan

-shu yan



yea, it was fun especially during the performances with soon and nigel.

kept on shouting like bimbos, haha.

then acting like buffalos wacking each other on the head.

then they were giving out free tickets, we were like "here here! oi!"

so clement and soon carried nigel and they were like a bunch of monkeys,

"i dunno them la, u know them ah?" haha.

but still failed to get the tickets.. :(

then saw emily and nigel's "friends". uhuh. and also wing keong, sok hui.. oh ya aaron wu..

and i THINK thats all...

after that went macd with zhu shen, my bro, aaron, my cuz and i.

not really alot of pics, maybe 1 or 2, so wont post it :p

ok that is about it laaaa...



















some band..and the guy with the dreadlocks damn cool...right nigel? haha. x)

and.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIM AI LING
*U ASS SMACKER, CANNOT LET ME ENJOY THE CONCERT IN PEACE xP*
-she's a ass smacker
-and she's a monkey, who loves sweets!
hehe happy birthday!


bye, nights. :)

:)

You're...

My Friend,

my companion,

through good times

and bad

my friend,

my buddy,

through happy and sad,

beside me you stand,

beside me you walk,

you're there to listen,

you're there to talk,

with happiness,

with smiles,

with pain and tears,

I know you'll be there,throughout the years!

is the poem nice? :)

~

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them."- Anon

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."- Anon

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."-Tim McGraw

"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."- Anon

"Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher."
Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it is a comfort to go hand in hand." ~Emily Kimbrough~

"People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." ~Elizabeth Kubler-Ross~

If you have one true friend, you have more than your share. ~Thomas Fuller~

“When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.”

"Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.”

"Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave."~Winnie the Pooh~

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."~Walter Winchell~

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.~Source Unknown~

"If I had one gift that I could give you, my friend, it would be the ability to see yourself as others see you, because only then would you know how extremely special you are."~B.A. Billingsly~

^^

hey can i ask you guys reading this now something?
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NOTHING!!

BYEEEEEE..... X)

hmm.

random.

lols.

byeeeeeeeeeee

hello..

why is everyone so obsessed with benjamin?
(haha, hui jean *breaking dawn*)
lols, exams are round the corner.
and you guys are too busy being obsessed with benjamin..
(sighs)
haha, go study la u benjamin freaks. and dota freaks. x)


cass's tag :

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.
1. Do you have secrets?
yes. i mean no. i mean of course. ;p

2. Would you fall in love with a girl older than you? (If you are a boy) / a boy younger than you? (If you are a girl)?
Yes.

3. Do you enjoy going to school/college?
Depends.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Hmm, when the time comes, i'll tell you.

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend
:)

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved by someone x)

7. List out your 15 favourite song :
Check yes juliet
Fall for you
Disturbia
Its over
Thing's I'll never say
Lucky
Dont give up
I kissed a girl
Leave out all the rest
What about now
I'm yours
Love song
Your love is just a lie
cant think of the other two.

8.Wad does little kids call u?
dunno x)

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
YES.x)

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Seriously? Dunno x)

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Ask me the next ten years, ok?

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
Friends and family.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
(cass) My good friend. (oh oh and she belongs to nigel) x)

14.Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Can i have both? haha

15. What is your favourite colour?
Blue or pink. depends.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Maybe.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick??
I dunno.

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
I'll try my best. :)

19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Depends. x)

20. 5 people that i have tagged.
whoever.

kay, im done,
(u all go bye bye :P)

signing off.

ehehe

secret admirer i heart u too...xP

cass, ur tag,

Six people to tag.
-Jane
-Ee choong
-Hui Jean
-Whoever
-Siapa-siapa
-Whoever

2. Six things I'm passionate about.
-Music
-Piano (sometimes)
-My phone
-My blog (for now
-dunno
-dunno

3. Six things i say too often.
-lol-ipop
-pulu (hahaha)
-swt...=.="
-CHILLAX
-noooooooooooooooo!
-dunno......

4. Six books I've read recently
-Does my head look big in this?
-breaking dawn
-cant remember the rest

5. Six songs I can listen to again and again and again.
-Tell Her - Jesse Mccartney
-Leavin - Jesse Mccartney
-Thunder - Boys Like Girls
-Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings
-Hot and Cold - Katy Perry
-Crush - David Archuleta

6. Six things I've learnt in the past year.
-You can't trust everyone
-Scouts rock
-Life is better with friends in it..
-My class rocks
-Laughing is fun.
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kimberly tan is hot ;)

Supp people.

As you all know, this is kimmy's blog.

But i'm not kimmy.

I'm her secret admirer. :)

I've had a crush on her since primary school.

And i think she's really hot.

So, benjamin,

WATCH OUT!! SHE'S MINE!!!

Ahahah.

Bye.

With much love,

Kimmy's stalker

hello

yooooooo

homework

~ All My Great Excuses ~I started on my homeworkbut my pen ran out of ink.

My hamster ate my homework.

My computer's on a blink.I accidently dropped it in the soup when my mom was cooking.

My brother flushed it down the toilet when i wasnt looking.

My mother ran my homework through the washer and dryer.

An airplane crashed into our house

My homework was caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.

Volcanoes struck our town.

My notes were taken hostage by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.

I had a shark attack.

A pirate swiped my homework and refused to give it back. ~


ok im done for the day..cass i'll do ur tag...

soon.........

signing off

please?

oi, gimme la...

no, haha... say puh-lease la

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say please

police. can i have it now?

hahahahahah

so exams are tomorrow. yea. OMFG EXAMS ARE TOMORROW? arghhhh
study till your eyeballs pop out people..xP

ciaoss~

happy birthday?

yo y'all







so many human birthdays on september, no?



first to ng aik jean (16 september, 31st november, 30 february etc etc..) ;p



anyways here's a pic none of you have ever seen before..



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and my dearest pl TAN CHING WENNN



-currently no pics-


anyways, happy birthday you two!

happy birthday to you,
makan ubi kayu,
cium buntut lembu..
lembu cakap thank you!


have a splendid 1 =)

xoxo from,
kimberly tan

ke 51

let me hear u say merdeka, merdeka merdeka?
lols.... happy belated malaysia..
anywaysss... today was a normal day in school...
got a tag to do...

Name : Kimberly

Sisters : no one...

Brothers : two of em

Shoe size: dunno

Height :tak tahu

Where do you live : stalkernya tag ini....

Favourite Drinks : water..jkjk

Have you ever been on a plane : yup

Swam in the ocean : yeahp

Fallen asleep in school : hahaaha defitnely yes

Broken someone's heart : hmm...i duno..but sorry if i did! lol

Fell off your chair : dah lupa how many times

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : walao im not tht desperate..

Saved e-mails : erm nope..

What does your room look like : erm dam messy..

What is the last thing you ate : cookie??

Ever hadChicken pox : yup

Sore throat : double yup

Stitches : nope.. happy i didnt!

What's right beside you : handphone, thumbdrive..

Do you believe in love at first sight : i have no idea at all

Like picnics : its okay i guess...with frens will be fun!

Who was the last person you danced with : cant rmb..

Last made you smile: hmm cant rmb...

did you talk to someone you like : nope.. or did i??xP

Do you eat healthy : of course i do....sure sure..

have you ever cried because of something someone said to you : somethin like that la..

Are you loud or quiet most of the time : u tell me...

Are you confident : nah..

things on my to-do list today :

-- err lepak
- study?? lol *sure sure*
-watch tv la..lolz

5 snacks I enjoy :-
- maggie!
- cookie!
- sweet!
lol n the 5 ppl i tag are :-
whoever who reads..


anyways, i ciao 1st..
selamat tinggal!

newspaper lama..

today i went for the recycling thing for the scouts thing..damn fun..
and funny...we collected so much..but i left early cause of school..
didnt wanna go but forced to...oh well...hm....

Happy belated burp'day victoria...

-buddy?

-slacker!

-bird lover...

lols happy birthday anyways...

anyways ciao..its 2.30 am..
night,
love,
kim

erm second post?xD

thanks sam..(hooligan) anyways..this is the blogspot..
so catch ya'll later?ciao..

First post:Not from Kimberly

Hi everyone.

I am writing on behalf of my friend Kimberly,so thus,I must assume her role...*ahem*Assume I am Kim,all of you. :D

(although I'm actually a guy)

Well,okay,erm,hi.I'm Kim(NOT!)

This is my new blog.The Xanga one is so obscure,not even the rats know about it.(The joke's Samuel's copyright...Samuel is the writer of this...) >.<

*Indian voice*I hope you can comment more on my blog. :)

Bye-Bye.

~Kim~

(Samuel PWNS you....Kim's my puppet xD)